Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Resume

Tammy

Employment: 2007 – Present ?!?!?!? ?!?!?!, MO

  • The ability to be treated like Dung by my Manager while keeping a smile on my face and not slapping the smile off hers
  • The ability to be treated like Dung by customers on a daily basis without coming over the counter and slapping face.
  • The ability to bust hump and complete all of my assigned tasks and my co-workers tasks as well to make sure they get their paycheck
  • The ability to walk in the door at work at 4:30 a.m. and complete the tasks of the third shift person while OFF the clock so that I can clock it at 5 a.m. and begin my shift with just MY assigned tasks
  • The ability to pretend I like my job and my co-workers so I can bust my REAR all day and receive income that puts me at or below poverty levels
  • The ability to work 8 hours without a lunch break with the exception of a quick smoke break every 90 minutes or so without reporting it to the Department of Labor
  • The ability to stand for 8 straight hours a day
  • The ability to work 2 years for a company with no benefits, not even weekends off.

Experience:

  • Process payments via cash, credit card, and fleet payments with an average of 350 Customers per day
  • Maintain accounts receivable/payable
  • Generate reports
  • Resolve customer issues in a courteous and professional manner
  • Uphold establishments’ customer service policy to ensure customer retention and loyalty
  • The ability to be a Team Player
  • Ability to organize and prioritize tasks
  • Attention to detail through a combination of order processing and customer service experience

Education:


  • AAS. Computer Science – Telecommunications
  • Graduated with Honors

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